新人报到

各位斑竹好，各位前辈好，我是2011年8月16日的新人之一，特来报到。

好好学习，天天向上

多看帖，多总结

多思考，多动脑

5分了，谢谢，打扰了

为了6分，继续灌水，多多包涵！

第2天，大家早上好！

A married man was visting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!"
"Oh, please!" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice......
"Oh, really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!"
The girlfriend  asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in. That night James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife was awakened somewhat, felt his face and replied, "Oh, Mechael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"

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